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Oct. 31st, 2013 12:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dobie
Who is your otp!! And what do you call them?
my otp is *fart sound comes out of nowhere and gets progressively louder and louder until it is vibrating in your skull and your ears bleed* i call them … i call them nothing, i don't have a ship name. their ship name is "my fucking otp leave my house" or "the best thing ive ever shipped" i like that jillian's tag for them is Mommy Loves You i think i just think of them as Mommy Loves You
how gross are they on a scale of 1-100??
i like you meme creator, you're on my level. their grossness level is 69, *teen boy laughter* (its actually over 9,000 *more teen boy laughter*)
What are their sleeping positions?
BEGINS MAKING RUMBLING SOUNDS LIKE A BEAR GETTING READY TO EAT, its finally just dawned on me This Is Another OTP MEME fuck yes time to get down to business. they sleep lots of different ways depending on how they fall asleep, LIIIKE if they fall asleep after having sex (makes scandalized face bc iv read too many of may's otp memes i feel like i need to kindergarten this up despite the fact that this is from an actual porn game) noiz falls asleep on his back sort of loosely holding aoba and aoba uses his shoulder as a pillow, or they spoon (aoba is big spoon this has already been covered in great detail thanks jillian) but lots of times noiz comes to bed after aoba is already asleep and then he just sort of presses against aoba's back and snuggles into him and if aoba wakes up in the night he usually turns around and tucks his head under noiz's chin and thats how they wake up lots of times
see may this is how you become more of a shipping nightmare like me. dont come up with only one sleeping position. come up with three.
How would they wake each other up?
HISSES SOFTLY most days noiz wakes up early to go to work and he gets ready and gets dressed and then he always comes back to the bedroom to give aoba a goodbye kiss and sometimes if he really doesnt want to go to work he'll just sit on the bed for a few minutes and watch aoba sleep like wow omg i want to go back to sleep so fucking bad look at this cutie sleeping
if aoba wakes up first (like on the weekends) sometimes he wakes noiz up by taking their pet rabbit out of his hutch and like PUTTING HIM ON NOIZ and noiz wakes up with a rabbit in his face and aoba standing over him laughing and hes like "i fucking love my life" until he realizes aoba is laughing bc his rabbit pooped on his face.
what did their fridge look like before they lived together? How has that changed since then?
NOIZ DIDNT HAVE A FRIDGE YOU DONT NEED TO REFRIGERATE DELIVERY PIZZA AND PASTA NOIZ LITERALLY DID NOT HAVE FOOD IN HIS HOUSE EVER HE NEVER WENT TO A GROCERY STORE HE DOES NOT KNOW A SINGLE THING. HES ACTUAL HUMAN GARBAGE.
aoba lived with his grandma so. it was just grandma food altho he did all the shopping. he bought what grandma told him to buy.
NOW their fridge is like … omg kill me, me and jillian have totally discussed this before. noiz doesnt know how to grocery store so if he finds something he likes he assumes that's his only chance and he buys it all out they probably have to buy two fridges and put the other one somewhere else so they can store all of the things Noiz Just HAD To Buy (imagine aoba's eyeroll as you read that) aoba mainly buys basic ingredients to cook with, they actually almost never have junk food at the house, they probably live in an area with lots of food trucks and street vendors and they like that junk food better than the stuff they can find at the store
Compare their current partner to their first crush. If their first crush is their current partner then bless you sweet angels.
haha lmao "bless you sweet angels" i guess im HALF SWEET ANGEL because aoba is definitely noiz's first crush, pure sweet baby angel. maybe when he was like 4 years old he pulled a girls hair to get her attention but he didnt know that would hurt and she screamed and that was the end of that.
aoba having crushes … omg way too cute … omg i bet lots of people had crushes ON AOBA and he was blissfully clueless of them, he probably had lots of really shallow little crushes where he wasnt super interested in DATING that person per se he just really liked them and got nervous when he was around but mainly girls asked him out and then he'd say yes. noiz differs from all of aoba's previous crushes because noiz is piss.
What do they think is the other’s biggest flaw?
aoba thinks noiz's biggest flaw is his eyebrows, eyebrow game so weak. OK NO REALLY aoba probably thinks noiz's biggest flaw is his impulsive kiddishness and also his cynicism and unwillingness to trust, even though he doesnt judge either of them too harshly bc he knows why noiz is like that and he knows theyre kind of both going to go away with time?
i think jillian hit the nail on the head with this one (or should i say the naill on the head) on one of her other memes, noiz wishes aoba was less inhibited and cared less about what others thought, he also thinks he can be a little moralistic at some times, but his main concern is aoba not letting go and being himself more often.
What is one trait they admire about each other?
aoba likes noiz's shit eyebrows. he wants to protect them. omg this question makes me cry aoba admires SO MUCH about noiz he admires his resiliency and his development as a person, he is always taken back by just how LOVING noiz is, i dont think aoba ever expected or felt like he needed to be in a relationship with someone who ADORED HIM and he definitely didnt expect NOIZ to be that kind of guy but hes really happy about it, he's so happy with noiz he's so glad he took a chance on this shitty kid, noiz is like the best weird surprise of his life, 10/10 would accidentally end up with his life like this again. aoba really admires the enthusiasm with which noiz tackles life, how he's able to go from feeling nothing to being so eager to love and learn and experience things, thats his favorite part about him.
noiz loves aoba kill me so much i think jillian's thing was so perfect when she said that aoba is noiz's favorite person, noiz did not even know you could have a favorite person but oh my god aoba takes the cake, what a wonderful person. noiz admires aoba's kindness and patience he just cant get over … like in his 19 years of life aoba is the only person who didnt give up on him or leave him alone and i think that did so much more to change noiz's life than aoba healing him with scrap ever could, like just having someone who he can trust, who accepts him and treats him with warmth and love that is like literally EVERYTHING to noiz *falls off a cliff*
What object reminds them of their partner the most?
omg i cant bring myself to categorize their allmates as "objects" but that definitely reminds them of each other, ummm
noiz is so gay, everything that's blue reminds him of aoba. the sky reminds him of aoba. noiz loves aoba's stupid boots when he comes home after work and sees aoba's boots kicked off at the front door hes just like awww. he likes how aoba keeps using outdated technology for as long as possible, at first hes like "why you do this" but then he thinks its cute how well aoba takes cares of his things so he can keep using them forever, he realizes that aoba didnt have as much money as him before they started dating so he couldnt just buy everything new like noiz could, and noiz comes to really admire that mindset so all of aoba's things that are slightly worn out are really cute to him and very "aoba." when they break for real tho he goes out and buys aoba like the most disgustingly expensive nice new model bc he cant help himself though
things that remind aoba of noiz are so split tho, like hot topic shit reminds him of noiz but also really nice elegant old-world things hes like … this invader zim backpack AND this beautiful antique fountain pen BOTH remind me of noiz … omg i bet noiz has this super beat-up well-loved How To Learn Japanese book he got as a kid that hes dutifully done all the exercises in with his little kid handwriting and kept forever and aoba gets all awww when he sees it bc hes like thank fucking god youre such a fucking weeaboo or else i wouldve never met your stupid janky weeaboo ass.
how does it make you feel that this is the only answer so far on this list that's made me feel actual embarrassment? i cant believe how much Items Headcanons i came up with, its unreal and uncool and unbecoming and so many different "un"s (unbelievable)
Do they keep a picture of the other on their desk/in their wallet/etc.? whats going on in it??
ok yes the answer is yes. aoba probably doesn't have a wallet he never uses real money, but his phone background is always a picture of noiz, he changes it often, lots of times its shitty mirror selfies of him and noiz together or noiz holding ren lmao oh my god the perfect cell phone bg. boyfriend and dog. noiz is old fashioned he has a nice leather wallet and it has a nice picture of aoba in it and after they get married he has their fucking wedding photo framed on his desk in his office for EVERYONE TO SEE. when they have kids he puts up pictures of his kids like nice studio portraits and frames those too. imagine: hes like 50 years old and you are a new employee at the company, you walk into his office and hes this prickly intimidating old rich dude but hes got these cute family pictures everywhere and somehow it makes him even scarier.
if theyd never met, what would they think of each other based on a photo?
this is such a good question but its almost too easy to answer for my otp bc omg you know aoba would be like "that guy looks like fucking shit oh my god grow up and stop being such a try-hard mall goth"
noiz would (IM GETTING SAD NOW) probably be interested in aoba from his photo/think he looked cute (not "hot" but cute) but he wouldnt even know that was what he was feeling bc w/out aoba in his life he wouldnt even … ????? (refuses to finish this sentence) like it wouldnt even be a blip on his radar hed be like well i like this photo of this dude marginally more than other photos of other dudes but i have no idea why
Who has bigger hands? How do their hands differ?
noiz has bigger hands, noiz's hands are rough and fucked up and his fingers have been broken several times so they bend weird and he just has really fucked up hands with all sorts of weird calluses and scars on them. aoba has pretty baby hands they're long and slender, noiz has long fingers too but he has a really wide … palm … area. in depth handcanons.
Name one of your favourite otp moments
my favorite moment is all of the moments.
draw a portrait of one of them from the perspective of the other. bonus: draw both
GOD OK I DREW THESE BUT THEYRE ON PAPER AND I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY TO SCAN THEM TONIGHT SO ILL MAKE A SEPARATE POST WITH JUST THE DRAWINGS LATER!!!! i want to draw a lil comic of them reacting to each others drawings bc gayyyyy. so just hold tight for me ok.
TA DA You’re done!! Give everyone kisses. Or beat them up. Your choice.
*gives them a peanut*
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Date: 2013-10-31 06:49 am (UTC)I love how you comment on something Ive said before in like every other answer I FEEL SUCH A CONNECTION WITH YOU with these fucking kids
fuck fuck fuck fuck your ITEMS QUESTION I couldnt think of a damn thing yours is so pefct FUCK NOIZS LITTLE JAPANESE ACTIVITY BOOK I CANT IM gonna start crying
FUCK OUR HANDCANONS ARE LIKE IDENTICAL *high five*
I CANT WAIT TO SEEE YOUR DRAWINGS OMFG
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Date: 2013-10-31 01:27 pm (UTC)Why do I keep reading these when my reaction is like this???
Seriously though I thought I was fully prepared for this one until I got to the part where you'd thought about their hands???
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Date: 2013-10-31 03:16 pm (UTC)ITS JUST SOOOO EASY FOR ME TO COME UP WITH THESE ON THE FLY LIKE ITS SOME WEIRD LATENT TALENT I DIDNT KNOW I POSSESSED BUT INSTEAD OF USING IT ON MY OCS AND ACTUALLY GETTING SOME PLOT DEVELOPMENT WORK DONE IM HARNESSING IT FOR EVIL.....
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Date: 2013-11-01 03:02 pm (UTC)Secret: All my hands look the same unless I'm drawing like... a bear. As in a man that's a bear. I give everyone my hands. I try to draw other hands but they all look like mine.
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