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dobieok now that everyone totally does not care anymore i have finally finished filling out this otp meme
i also have the other ones i sent to jillian maybe i will post those too if i can get over my tremendous humiliation of even having filled them out in the first place
1. What do they like to talk about?
i feel like they would like to talk about the future, not so much in a SERIOUS way (they do that too) but like planning out things they want to do, especially bc there is so much noiz has never experienced that i feel like aoba would always be adding onto a list of things for noiz and him to go do
2. What don’t they talk about?
UMMM idk bc noiz seems to be really open and straightforward like he doesnt even know to avoid certain topics so aoba might get mad if he starts talking about something too difficult or embarrassing to talk about but then the conversation wouldve already started so
3. What have each of them given up for each other?
aoba left his entire country and everyone he knew for noiz lmao i think about that a lot bc it makes me kind of sad, i think noiz would try to do a lot for him to make up for this bc really aoba has to sacrifice a lot more for the relationship than noiz does. noiz has to adjust a lot at first too though, he wouldn't know how to share his space with other people or anything. hes a shit child.
4. What compromises have they made with each other?
i think noiz had to make a lot of compromises like, living with someone for the first time ever, also aoba challenges so much of his worldview so he has to make a lot of mental readjustments for aoba but he likes it, every time aoba actually gets him to believe the world isnt so bad he's pretty accepting of it
5. Do each of them know how the other takes their tea/coffee/other?
yes aoba knows he has to make sure noiz's coffee is cool enough so he doesnt burn his piss baby tongue
6. How much do they trust each other?
they trust each other entirely with serious stuff like they always feel safe and secure in their relationship but aoba is probably always looking over his shoulder afraid he's going to get tackled at the worst possible minute by his shitty horny teenager
7. In what ways do they prefer to show affection for each other?
OOOMG im cry. noiz is really physically affectionate and also really vocal, giving aoba compliments and telling him how much he loves him and stuff (sobbing) and aoba is really PDA (NOT in a physical way he finds that embarrassing) but like he has a pic of noiz as his cell phone bg and stuff (like me) and he talks about noiz very proudly to other people. like hes one of those tee hee look what my boyfriend did for me <3 kind of people
8. Do either have habits that annoy the other?
YES aoba thinks noiz is just a foul bachelor frog meme personified. aoba is too beautiful and perfect for noiz to get annoyed with, noiz thinks. noiz is wrong.
9. What habits does each find endearing in each other?
ummm lots of stuff like where do i even start?? aoba loves it when noiz is being a Nice Young Man when he's like super polite or pleasant like he can be (but then noiz usually ruins it) and noiz just loves everything about aoba ahhhhh sobbing he probably just watches aoba on his computer and sighs lovingly at the way aoba sits or something. cry
10. What is the division of power like in the relationship?
very equal but in like different areas? noiz definitely has an advantage in knowing the language and country and stuff, aoba is very dependent on him at first but aoba is also the decision maker for the two of them, so it's sort of a trade off
> Firsts
11. How did they meet?
covered in canon i hate filling out questions like this anyways
12. When did they realize that they were interested in each other?
sort of covered in canon? im interested in when noiz first realized it tho, bc i got the impression that at first he was only doing it w/ aoba bc he thought thats what aoba wanted out of him but i think it was some time when they were in platinum jail that he realized he also just plain liked aoba, and he was really confused by this, like im sure he found it really annoying at first like GOD I HATE THIS KID I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT HIM? ITS HORRIBLE, WHY IS THIS, aoba is like the first person noiz is ever CURIOUS about or wants to get to know, it blows his fucking mind he cannot believe it
13. How did their first kiss go?
covered in canon (it was dumb)
14. What was their first fight about?
they punch each other in that locker room dont they (dumb)
15. How was their first time having sex?
covered in canon (it was dumb)
16. When did they first tell each other that they loved them?
UMMM thats a good question i dont know. aoba probably works up the nerve to say it forever bc hes so worried that he'll say it at the wrong time or something but then noiz says it really casually when hes like fucking eating food that aoba cooked for him and aoba is like i cant … believe you … (then aoba soon realizes that cooking noiz food is like the fastest way to get him really sappy and lovey and he thinks its adorable)
> Lasts
17. What was their last phone call (text/letter/insert applicable) about?
aoba texted noiz at work and told him how the bunny was doing today (maybe sent a pic of bunny eating lettuce). also noiz totally sends aoba dick pics and aoba is like gee thanks bud (aoba was at the fucking GROCERY store when he got this dick pic. the cashier saw it. the cashier was horrified the cashier did not know you could put a piercing there. the cashier gives aoba weird looks every time he comes back to the store, aoba begins shopping at a different grocery store.)
18. What was the last lie each of them told the other?
aoba sulkily pretending not to be into this new awful kink noiz wants to try but in reality hes like omg yeah. also yeah what jillian said noiz lies about everything thats in his food
19. When was the last time either slept alone?
jillian i read yours before i got to this one and im done im just gone. but yeah noiz has tons of videos of aoba, makes sad puppy sounds
20. Where did they last have dinner together (and what did they eat)?
idk they have ALL KINDS of dinners like they have nice home-cooked dinners, they go out to eat at fancy restaurants, and they also sit on the floor and eat pizza (noiz probably gets super excited whenever they have pizza like aoba cannot believe he still likes pizza but he does) this is my otp and they love food and i love food and shipping and food are like 100% hand in hand, they eat everything. food.
21. Will this be the last relationship each of them has?
YES they're gonna get married and live with each other forever
22. What will their last words to each other be?
no im not doing this this doesnt have to be a sad otp just go away. they both live to be sweet little old men and there is not a damn thing sad about it
> Describe or Draw
23. Each of the pair from the other’s point of view
sobbing. sobbing sobbing dont make me do this. do not make me do this. SIGHH okay here i go. aoba thinks noiz is A Good Man like he just is always impressed by his growth as a person? he is so impressed that noiz has been so emotionally neglected and abused and yet he's still willing to give life a chance again. it means a lot to him to see noiz learn how to love and be loved and be vulnerable, he's very wary not to become noiz's Everything because he knows that would be unhealthy and he often tries to tell noiz that its not JUST BECAUSE OF AOBA that noiz's life changed so much, there is lots of good in the world and aoba just happy he could be the one to show it buuuut aoba is really glad that he's the one who gets to experience it with noiz and i think he likes that he's the only one who's seen noiz out of his shell ever. aoba thinks noiz is cute and funny and annoying but he also trusts him entirely, noiz is so abrasive and weird that it took him a while to realize what a truly kind and gentle person he was but now that he's realized this hes like "wow this kid is great i love him"
noiz is so in love with aoba he is so grateful to have aoba in his life, aoba literally changed his view on everything and everything good in his life is because of aoba ITS ALMOST UNHEALTHY how much he's emotionally dependent on aoba but like i said aoba realizes this and tries hard not to take advantage of this … aoba gave noiz a life he didnt even know he wanted, he had no idea he could ever be so happy and fulfilled and this isnt just bc of the pain thing bc i think thats very secondary in importance to noiz feeling ACCEPTED AND LOVED BY AOBA aoba is the only person noiz has ever felt like himself around, aoba makes noiz feel safe and *hides in a trash can and becomes oscar the grouch*
24. A hug between them
groooooannns no jillian did it perfectly
25. A kiss between them
i cant do this i cant TALK about a kiss i can either draw a picture of a kiss or write you a fanfiction as written by a 4th grader but i cannot just DESCRIBE a kiss leave me alone.
26. One borrowing the other’s clothes
hell……….. hell.. hell i my favorite thing leave me alone to die. im so fucking in love with jillian's idea that aoba wears noiz's clothes to bed when noiz is away that is the CUTEST GODDAMN THING noiz probably thinks its really hot when aoba wears his clothes around the house like cliche sexy WEAR MY WORK SHIRT shit. aoba's clothes are too small for noiz but he tries to wear them anyway, shimmies his ass into aoba's jeans and complains about how they shrunk in the wash and aoba is like YOU FOOL … noiz is like does my butt look good in your jeans and aoba is like no. (noiz's butt is not that great its not quite a pancake ass its not as juicy as aoba's, nothing to write home about ass-wise. aoba's is like i hope you got lots of stamps bc you will be like some homesick kid at summer camp with the amount of writing home you'll do about that ass)
27. The pair entertaining themselves on a rainy day
noiz never goes outside he probably doesnt even know its raining
28. One caring for the other when they are injured/sick
hooo my god we all know aoba is like a little mommy to noiz when he gets hurt or sick but imagine aoba getting sick and noiz staying home from work and running around like a little mommy too. also i just drew that pic about noiz getting sick bc he cant keep away from aoba long enough to not get sick. he probably does it on purpose bc aoba wont have sex with him if he's sick and noiz isn't, so noiz is like challenge accepted
29. One cooking for the other
they both cook but im sorry i am SUUUPER INVESTED IN THE IDEA OF AOBA COOKING A MEAL FOR NOIZ TO COME HOME FROM WORK TO LIKE SOME FUCKING 50S HOUSEWIFE SHIT I JUST THINK ITS WAYYY TOO CUTE once noiz learns how to cook he is probably a better cook than aoba but aoba still loves making food for noiz more than anything, noiz is always so cute and appreciative and he loves to try new things so aoba LOVES cooking dinner for him
> Miscellaneous
30. How would the pair fare in a post-apocalyptic setting?
i only ever think about post-apocalyptic settings when i need my angst fix, like i think they might fare ok but im entirely uninterested in post-apocalyptic AUs that arent Everyone Dies Horribly, so i find this hard to think about even
31. If they were a fruit or vegetable, which fruit or vegetable would each of them be?
i already answered this one. aoba is a cute blueberry and noiz is the textpost about contents of a cartoon trash heap. noiz is a tin can with the lid coming off and a fish skeleton and an old boot
32. How quickly, and through what means, would each be able to tell if an imposter had replaced the other?
i got so emotional reading jillian's response to this one i cant even make my own response. it was beautiful jillian.
33. How well would the couple do as a team in a bar fight?
pretty good (ive never shipped people who can actually hold their own in a fight im so angry i only like characters that cant do anything right)
34. Who buys the milk when they run out?
I ANSWERED THIS ON ANOTHER ONE OF THESE MEMES, DIDNT I? OH HELL. i went and found it and im glad bc it was already perfect: "aoba bc noiz is like what is milk i only know what mountain dew is"
35. If one was abducted, how would the other respond, and how capable of organizing a rescue would they be?
im 99.9% done with this meme and this question does not interest me ok thank you for your time goodbye
36. Who handles spiders?
GODDDD THEY BOTH DO neither are arachnophobic ok. noiz probably thinks spiders are Great he probably gets upset when aoba kills one
i cant believe it took me THAT long to finish this thing even though half of them are like "im not answering this" or "i agree with jillian" its because every time i opened up this txt file to keep going i had to avert my eyes out of SHAME
i also have the other ones i sent to jillian maybe i will post those too if i can get over my tremendous humiliation of even having filled them out in the first place
1. What do they like to talk about?
i feel like they would like to talk about the future, not so much in a SERIOUS way (they do that too) but like planning out things they want to do, especially bc there is so much noiz has never experienced that i feel like aoba would always be adding onto a list of things for noiz and him to go do
2. What don’t they talk about?
UMMM idk bc noiz seems to be really open and straightforward like he doesnt even know to avoid certain topics so aoba might get mad if he starts talking about something too difficult or embarrassing to talk about but then the conversation wouldve already started so
3. What have each of them given up for each other?
aoba left his entire country and everyone he knew for noiz lmao i think about that a lot bc it makes me kind of sad, i think noiz would try to do a lot for him to make up for this bc really aoba has to sacrifice a lot more for the relationship than noiz does. noiz has to adjust a lot at first too though, he wouldn't know how to share his space with other people or anything. hes a shit child.
4. What compromises have they made with each other?
i think noiz had to make a lot of compromises like, living with someone for the first time ever, also aoba challenges so much of his worldview so he has to make a lot of mental readjustments for aoba but he likes it, every time aoba actually gets him to believe the world isnt so bad he's pretty accepting of it
5. Do each of them know how the other takes their tea/coffee/other?
yes aoba knows he has to make sure noiz's coffee is cool enough so he doesnt burn his piss baby tongue
6. How much do they trust each other?
they trust each other entirely with serious stuff like they always feel safe and secure in their relationship but aoba is probably always looking over his shoulder afraid he's going to get tackled at the worst possible minute by his shitty horny teenager
7. In what ways do they prefer to show affection for each other?
OOOMG im cry. noiz is really physically affectionate and also really vocal, giving aoba compliments and telling him how much he loves him and stuff (sobbing) and aoba is really PDA (NOT in a physical way he finds that embarrassing) but like he has a pic of noiz as his cell phone bg and stuff (like me) and he talks about noiz very proudly to other people. like hes one of those tee hee look what my boyfriend did for me <3 kind of people
8. Do either have habits that annoy the other?
YES aoba thinks noiz is just a foul bachelor frog meme personified. aoba is too beautiful and perfect for noiz to get annoyed with, noiz thinks. noiz is wrong.
9. What habits does each find endearing in each other?
ummm lots of stuff like where do i even start?? aoba loves it when noiz is being a Nice Young Man when he's like super polite or pleasant like he can be (but then noiz usually ruins it) and noiz just loves everything about aoba ahhhhh sobbing he probably just watches aoba on his computer and sighs lovingly at the way aoba sits or something. cry
10. What is the division of power like in the relationship?
very equal but in like different areas? noiz definitely has an advantage in knowing the language and country and stuff, aoba is very dependent on him at first but aoba is also the decision maker for the two of them, so it's sort of a trade off
> Firsts
11. How did they meet?
covered in canon i hate filling out questions like this anyways
12. When did they realize that they were interested in each other?
sort of covered in canon? im interested in when noiz first realized it tho, bc i got the impression that at first he was only doing it w/ aoba bc he thought thats what aoba wanted out of him but i think it was some time when they were in platinum jail that he realized he also just plain liked aoba, and he was really confused by this, like im sure he found it really annoying at first like GOD I HATE THIS KID I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT HIM? ITS HORRIBLE, WHY IS THIS, aoba is like the first person noiz is ever CURIOUS about or wants to get to know, it blows his fucking mind he cannot believe it
13. How did their first kiss go?
covered in canon (it was dumb)
14. What was their first fight about?
they punch each other in that locker room dont they (dumb)
15. How was their first time having sex?
covered in canon (it was dumb)
16. When did they first tell each other that they loved them?
UMMM thats a good question i dont know. aoba probably works up the nerve to say it forever bc hes so worried that he'll say it at the wrong time or something but then noiz says it really casually when hes like fucking eating food that aoba cooked for him and aoba is like i cant … believe you … (then aoba soon realizes that cooking noiz food is like the fastest way to get him really sappy and lovey and he thinks its adorable)
> Lasts
17. What was their last phone call (text/letter/insert applicable) about?
aoba texted noiz at work and told him how the bunny was doing today (maybe sent a pic of bunny eating lettuce). also noiz totally sends aoba dick pics and aoba is like gee thanks bud (aoba was at the fucking GROCERY store when he got this dick pic. the cashier saw it. the cashier was horrified the cashier did not know you could put a piercing there. the cashier gives aoba weird looks every time he comes back to the store, aoba begins shopping at a different grocery store.)
18. What was the last lie each of them told the other?
aoba sulkily pretending not to be into this new awful kink noiz wants to try but in reality hes like omg yeah. also yeah what jillian said noiz lies about everything thats in his food
19. When was the last time either slept alone?
jillian i read yours before i got to this one and im done im just gone. but yeah noiz has tons of videos of aoba, makes sad puppy sounds
20. Where did they last have dinner together (and what did they eat)?
idk they have ALL KINDS of dinners like they have nice home-cooked dinners, they go out to eat at fancy restaurants, and they also sit on the floor and eat pizza (noiz probably gets super excited whenever they have pizza like aoba cannot believe he still likes pizza but he does) this is my otp and they love food and i love food and shipping and food are like 100% hand in hand, they eat everything. food.
21. Will this be the last relationship each of them has?
YES they're gonna get married and live with each other forever
22. What will their last words to each other be?
no im not doing this this doesnt have to be a sad otp just go away. they both live to be sweet little old men and there is not a damn thing sad about it
> Describe or Draw
23. Each of the pair from the other’s point of view
sobbing. sobbing sobbing dont make me do this. do not make me do this. SIGHH okay here i go. aoba thinks noiz is A Good Man like he just is always impressed by his growth as a person? he is so impressed that noiz has been so emotionally neglected and abused and yet he's still willing to give life a chance again. it means a lot to him to see noiz learn how to love and be loved and be vulnerable, he's very wary not to become noiz's Everything because he knows that would be unhealthy and he often tries to tell noiz that its not JUST BECAUSE OF AOBA that noiz's life changed so much, there is lots of good in the world and aoba just happy he could be the one to show it buuuut aoba is really glad that he's the one who gets to experience it with noiz and i think he likes that he's the only one who's seen noiz out of his shell ever. aoba thinks noiz is cute and funny and annoying but he also trusts him entirely, noiz is so abrasive and weird that it took him a while to realize what a truly kind and gentle person he was but now that he's realized this hes like "wow this kid is great i love him"
noiz is so in love with aoba he is so grateful to have aoba in his life, aoba literally changed his view on everything and everything good in his life is because of aoba ITS ALMOST UNHEALTHY how much he's emotionally dependent on aoba but like i said aoba realizes this and tries hard not to take advantage of this … aoba gave noiz a life he didnt even know he wanted, he had no idea he could ever be so happy and fulfilled and this isnt just bc of the pain thing bc i think thats very secondary in importance to noiz feeling ACCEPTED AND LOVED BY AOBA aoba is the only person noiz has ever felt like himself around, aoba makes noiz feel safe and *hides in a trash can and becomes oscar the grouch*
24. A hug between them
groooooannns no jillian did it perfectly
25. A kiss between them
i cant do this i cant TALK about a kiss i can either draw a picture of a kiss or write you a fanfiction as written by a 4th grader but i cannot just DESCRIBE a kiss leave me alone.
26. One borrowing the other’s clothes
hell……….. hell.. hell i my favorite thing leave me alone to die. im so fucking in love with jillian's idea that aoba wears noiz's clothes to bed when noiz is away that is the CUTEST GODDAMN THING noiz probably thinks its really hot when aoba wears his clothes around the house like cliche sexy WEAR MY WORK SHIRT shit. aoba's clothes are too small for noiz but he tries to wear them anyway, shimmies his ass into aoba's jeans and complains about how they shrunk in the wash and aoba is like YOU FOOL … noiz is like does my butt look good in your jeans and aoba is like no. (noiz's butt is not that great its not quite a pancake ass its not as juicy as aoba's, nothing to write home about ass-wise. aoba's is like i hope you got lots of stamps bc you will be like some homesick kid at summer camp with the amount of writing home you'll do about that ass)
27. The pair entertaining themselves on a rainy day
noiz never goes outside he probably doesnt even know its raining
28. One caring for the other when they are injured/sick
hooo my god we all know aoba is like a little mommy to noiz when he gets hurt or sick but imagine aoba getting sick and noiz staying home from work and running around like a little mommy too. also i just drew that pic about noiz getting sick bc he cant keep away from aoba long enough to not get sick. he probably does it on purpose bc aoba wont have sex with him if he's sick and noiz isn't, so noiz is like challenge accepted
29. One cooking for the other
they both cook but im sorry i am SUUUPER INVESTED IN THE IDEA OF AOBA COOKING A MEAL FOR NOIZ TO COME HOME FROM WORK TO LIKE SOME FUCKING 50S HOUSEWIFE SHIT I JUST THINK ITS WAYYY TOO CUTE once noiz learns how to cook he is probably a better cook than aoba but aoba still loves making food for noiz more than anything, noiz is always so cute and appreciative and he loves to try new things so aoba LOVES cooking dinner for him
> Miscellaneous
30. How would the pair fare in a post-apocalyptic setting?
i only ever think about post-apocalyptic settings when i need my angst fix, like i think they might fare ok but im entirely uninterested in post-apocalyptic AUs that arent Everyone Dies Horribly, so i find this hard to think about even
31. If they were a fruit or vegetable, which fruit or vegetable would each of them be?
i already answered this one. aoba is a cute blueberry and noiz is the textpost about contents of a cartoon trash heap. noiz is a tin can with the lid coming off and a fish skeleton and an old boot
32. How quickly, and through what means, would each be able to tell if an imposter had replaced the other?
i got so emotional reading jillian's response to this one i cant even make my own response. it was beautiful jillian.
33. How well would the couple do as a team in a bar fight?
pretty good (ive never shipped people who can actually hold their own in a fight im so angry i only like characters that cant do anything right)
34. Who buys the milk when they run out?
I ANSWERED THIS ON ANOTHER ONE OF THESE MEMES, DIDNT I? OH HELL. i went and found it and im glad bc it was already perfect: "aoba bc noiz is like what is milk i only know what mountain dew is"
35. If one was abducted, how would the other respond, and how capable of organizing a rescue would they be?
im 99.9% done with this meme and this question does not interest me ok thank you for your time goodbye
36. Who handles spiders?
GODDDD THEY BOTH DO neither are arachnophobic ok. noiz probably thinks spiders are Great he probably gets upset when aoba kills one
i cant believe it took me THAT long to finish this thing even though half of them are like "im not answering this" or "i agree with jillian" its because every time i opened up this txt file to keep going i had to avert my eyes out of SHAME
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Date: 2013-10-24 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-24 02:57 am (UTC)...
MAYBE NOW I DO
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Date: 2013-10-24 03:12 am (UTC)ITS ABOUT
THEIR
BEAUTIFUL
MARRIAGE.