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*dusts soot and smoke off from my face as i emerge triumphant from the pit of hell*
hello friends i am done with my own otp meme.

 

Does your ship have personal nicknames for one another? 

THEIR NAMES ARE BOTH SO SHORT SO NO? what can you do nickname wise. noi-noi and ao-ao fuck no. so they do MORE LIKE PET NAMES, noiz literally calls aoba aobaby this is a fact. noiz calls aoba all kinds of gooey pet names

*five days later*

*makes mental note to look up german terms of endearment for loved ones* aoba calls noiz "baby" a lot. not like "hi baby~" but like "my baby. my literal human infant. fucking nasty baby"

*five days later*

OK WOW IMPORTANT ADDENDUM SO I LOOKED UP "GERMAN TERMS OF ENDEARMENT FOR LOVED ONES" AND HOLY SHIT http://german.about.com/od/vocabularytips/a/Love-Pet-Names.htm IT LOOKS LIKE "RABBIT" IS ACTUALLY A COMMONLY USED PET NAME FOR LOVED ONES? WHAT GOOD LUCK IM DYING IM DYING…. noiz calls aoba "hasi" and "hascha" a lot just. go look at that list. everyone go look at that list but jillian especially.

(if it looks like im really going to town on this first answer its because i actually answered this over like 2 weeks in many different sittings. plus did research. what the fuck)

 

If you ship lives together, describe what ‘moving day’ was like. Did they both move to a new place together, or did one move to the other’s place? 

UMM LMAO I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL I PLAY RE:CONNECT FOR THIS, IDK IF IT SHOWS THEM MOVING IN OR NOT THO I DONT THINK IT DOES BUT its probably very emotional lmao, aoba is still at his most hesitant about the relationship and he probably feels REALLY REALLY overwhelmed by how different everything is and how NICE everything is and how noiz already spent SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY on him without even the guarantee that aoba would come to germany with him at all so hes like uhhh omg. bc you know noiz like … picked out a fucking house/apartment that he thought aoba would like, probably fucking decorated it the way he thought aoba would like, aoba had no idea any of this was going on, so aoba is like 1. this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done and 2. i am so creeped out rn

 

Do either members of your ship tease the other about anything? What and why?

yes, okay, the answer is yes. this is only the third question and ive already exhausted myself. its been a long day ok. aoba teases noiz about his shitty eyebrows and his shitty white boy everything, his lack of basic knowledge about things like "words for food" and "human interaction" like noiz is one big messy garbage pile of "fun to tease" ...

noiz teases aoba for how prudish he is, and for his fucking horrifying moans, noiz teases aoba for his bad german like ONCE and aoba gets SO FUCKING UPSET HE WONT SPEAK GERMAN FOR A WEEK and noiz NEVER EVER DOES IT AGAIN he feels like garbage

 

What parts of your character’s personalities are

• the same: lmao i feel like this ship is so much diff from my other ships ive shipped bc i always ship chars that are sort of like genki genki/tsundere pairs and neither of them fall along those lines at all … they're similar bc theyre both totally kids. they have a similar sense of humor and they are both similar in what they are serious and not serious about? noiz is obviously more immature than aoba but they're sort of mature vs. immature in the same categories … they both have the same values when it comes to future planning. theyre both sort of SIMPLE PEOPLE they dont mind routines or lack of change, they never feel like they "get into a rut" bc they're content with boring everyday life. which is why they turn into middle aged domestic babies before noiz even hits is 20s wtf they.re so young. 

• complimentary: they compliment each others babiness bc they are both baby. very nice babies. they really make each other feel safe and wanted bbbbbbbb.

• different: whyd i put this question on here its too intense. they are different bc noiz is VERRRY SWEET AND VULNERABLE and actually contrary to lots of peoples characterization of him hes not ever like putting up a front or trying to appear tougher than he is or anything? hes very open, aoba is the one who is more guarded and whatever

• How do their differences and similarities affect their relationship? whateve im done with this question im sorry this otp meme is off to such a bad start

 

 

What are your character’s fights usually about?

noiz put the damn toilet seat down

 

Where would your characters like to live? Do these plans include each other? Are their dreams for future living the same, or will they have to reach a compromise? Finally- will they ever get to live in a place like they’d hoped?

i don't think either of them like LOOOVE germany, but they dont really have like a dream location to live? … they live in a big city (dont ask me what. what even is germany? what is there? berlin. do they live in berlin? no? does it matter? im sorry youve caught me w/ like the only european country i dont know shit about. fuckin germany man why not norway) at first but later on they find a really nice smaller city to raise their kids in and they are happy with it

 

relationships are rarely in complete balance. which one of them cares more?

this is such a cruel question i only put it on here to fuck w/ you all but YEAH, REALLY, NOIZ CARES MORE. its not like a bad thing or anything, and its not like aoba loves noiz less than noiz loves aoba at ALL, they are very equal in that regard. they put 100% equal effort into the relationship. but noiz "needs" aoba more, noiz's life without aoba in it would be a lot worse than aoba's life without noiz in it. sorry noiz

 

What piece of their partner’s clothing* is your character’s favorite (and vice versa)? Do they like it in that they enjoy stealing it and wearing it, or do they like the way that their partner looks in it? (*Being naked does not count.)

noiz likes it when aoba wears them apple bottom jeans, and noiz likes to wear one of aoba's baggy sweatshirts bc its soft and smells like him it feels like a big aoba hug

aoba likes how noiz looks in a suit lol, and some of his nice plain sweaters (no, mary likes sweaters, mary is getting her gross sweater fetish all over the place) *gives aoba my sweater fetish* *the sweater has a peanut on it*

 noiz's favorite article of his own clothing for aoba to dress in is one of his dumb business shirts he thinks this is V. Sexy but aoba's favorite article of noiz's clothing to wear is probably a pair of ratty sweatpants lol. aoba likes to sleep in noiz's pajamas.

 

is there anything/anyone that would ever break your ship up? if they did break up how long would they stay apart before getting back together, would they ever get back together?

GROAN SO SAD i dont think i can do this. but no. they never break up. if they ever tried to break up it wouldn't last for very long. it would be like for 2 days and it would be because of some innocent misunderstanding it would be stupid. omg what if one time aoba was like "IM LEAVING U" as a joke like. an obvious joke like. noiz does something funny and embarrassing and noiz is like "i want a divorce" and noiz takes it seriously and gets so upset. thats it. thats their breakup story. noiz starts crying and buys aoba a ticket back to japan and aoba is like wait what? i just didnt like your goofy movie joke. 

 

What does each member of your ship think is the most important component of a relationship?

aoba thinks the most important thing is to enjoy each other's company, to be with someone he's excited to see every day. noiz is lol, noiz hasnt ever thought about this stuff before aoba came along … noiz thinks that the most essential part of a relationship is steadiness and support, just being a constant presence in someone's life. 

 

What is the absolute worst moment of their entire relationship? What is the absolute best?

omg … absolute worst is like, so horrible … idk that is too hard to think about … probably some interaction with noiz's parents, or OK THE ONLY ACTUALLY "ANGSTY" THING I CAN EVEN COME UP WITH IS (this is stupid) if they have a kid who inherits noiz's inability to feel pain and when noiz finds out he is like ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED, WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE EVER, but they actually, yknow, raise them right and help them deal with it and the kid still has a good life with none of the emotional scars that noiz has but EVEN THEN I DONT EVEN ACCEPT THIS AS "CANON" IN MY HEAD ITS LIKE AN AU IM WILLING TO ENTERTAIN. my one and only sadstuck au for this ship.

oh right theres another part to this question. nahh. how about i dont answer it. the best moment of their relationship is every single day *cries*

 

In your canon, which character ships this particular ship the hardest? Why? Do they help bring the ship together? Do they admire from afar? Describe the relationship of this ultimate shipper to the ship.

their number one shipper is fucking HAGA-SAN, you KNOW IT, they probably dont even hear from him much once they move to germany but haga-san always asks how they are doing, they send him christmas cards every year, he always tells people about the nice boy who used to work for him but then he got WHISKED AWAY ROMANTICALLY, ONE DAY! IN THE SHOP! WHILE HE WAS THERE! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?and he always ends it with like "oh, to be young again!" what a cutie

 

What would the members of your ship be like had they never met?

noiz would be sad

aoba would be less sad he could kiss koujaku or clear but noiz is the best one to kiss

LIKE NO SERIOUSLY I HATE THIS QUESTION BC I FEEL SO FUCKING BAD, AOBA WOULD HAVE STILL HAD A HAPPY FULFILLING LIFE IF HE NEVER EVEN MET NOIZ but noiz wouldnt have. at all. i think aoba's life with noiz is like more interesting than his life with clear or koujaku wouldve been, he wouldve never left midorijima and never stopped working at heibon lol, and he still wouldve been happy with that, but with noiz he experiences a lot of new things and has a life very different from the one he ever imagined for himself, and that makes him happy, and that makes ME happy *is happy now*

 

Describe the relationship between the characters in 140 characters or less, as if it were a tweet.

i thought this was an amazing question when i put it on here but now that im looking at it im like no

 

What was the most romantic thing each member of the ship has done for the other(s)? How did the other(s) take this gesture?

omg … everything noiz does is Way Too Romantic its like …. its like this: if i was watching say yes to the dress and aoba was on it and he was describing noiz i would probably gag on my own vomit bc aoba would be like "he treats me like a PRINCESS." noiz always buys aoba flowers for their anniversary noiz is just very old fashioned romantic. the most romantic thing aoba has ever done for noiz is one time he ordered a pizza, got naked, and waited at the door with the pizza for noiz to come home from work. Pizza(naked)

 

What question would person A not answer/answer with a lie if person B asked them?

lmao when noiz asks aoba if he thinks koujaku is hot aoba is like "no way he gross" but deep down in his heart hes like "yes and i wouldve fucked him too if it werent for you and your meddling first-class one-way tickets to germany" and deep down in ur heart, dear readers, youre like "aoba you have such bad taste in men get away from these greasy ash's-type guys"

actually noiz is probably always pointing out people like "do you think they're hot aoba" and aoba always says "no only ur hot noiz" no matter what he actually thinks bc noiz just likes GRINS SO STUPID

OMG OK AS FOR NOIZ I THINK HE REALLY INTENDS TO KEEP SOME INFORMATION AWAY FROM AOBA BUT HE SORT OF? DOESNT KNOW WHICH TOPICS ARE THE ONES HE SHOULD AVOID OR NOT? he wants to aoba to not worry about him so much but he doesnt know what things will make aoba worried LIKE IDK he usually brings up something awful about his past really casually bc he didnt know it was awful or unusual and aoba gets upset and noiz is like "oh i did not know this was one of those things that would get him to react that way" but by then hes already opened the conversation … idk theyre actually pretty good at communicating overall. this is my very healthy ship i dont care if its cheesy

 

Who fell for the other first? Was there a period of time in which they loved the other but didn’t speak up? Or did the two of them fall around the same time?

UM GOSH i think aoba was the first one to develop romantic feelings of any kind but noiz was the first one to truly "FALL IN LOVE" in the really big way. um i answered on another meme that aoba spends forever deciding on when he should tell noiz he loves him bc he thinks thats ~such a big step~ but noiz tells him he loves him before he gets the chance to lmao. their love confession is probably like criminally casual. aoba makes breakfast for noiz and noiz is like "i really love you" with his mouth full of food and aoba is like omg do you mean it or do you just really like my pancakes. and noiz is like fuck yeah i mean it but also these pancakes are good. and aoba is like WELL … WELL … *ANGRY SNORT* I LOVE YOU TOO SO THERE! like it was some kind of comeback

and then noiz is a stupid baby and goes to work like nothing is special but he cant stop smiling all day, he gets weird looks from his coworkers, cant stop smiling, his face hurts at the end of the day.

 

What’s your shipmates bath routine like? Who spends more time in the bathroom? Who hogs the hot water? Who leaves their towels on the floor and who has to pick them up?

they usually shower together bc this is noiz's favorite thing in life. noiz likes to take long long showers and baths but aoba is like klavier, aoba must PREEN IN THE MIRROR and make sure his hair is A+ beautiful every day so aoba takes longer than noiz on an average day but if noiz has time to veg out he'll stay in the bathroom for ages. noiz leaves the towels on the floor obviously. also. they probably have monogrammed towels. that noiz bought for aoba but noiz never notices whos is whos and always uses aobas towel anyway

 

If there’s one thing that one of your shipmates would change about the other what would it be?

i hate myself bc when i come upon a question i dont want to answer i cant be just like "fuck u meme creator u aint the boss of me" because this is my own meme. this is my own grave i have to sit in it and rot in this grave i dug myself. there is no one to blame but me. no one will come take responsibility.

aoba would change noizs fashion sense

noiz would change aobas "ability to feel embarrassment" to like zero

 

What are each of your shipmates allowed to do that their shipmate doesn’t put up with from other people? (ex., Drinking out of their cup, touching their hair, being noisy at strange hours).

lmao oh my god this already has "touching their hair" on it, yeah aoba lets noiz touch his hair hes the only one whos allowed to. aoba does not like to be touched in general by people, he'd flinch if a stranger patted him on the back or something, but he gladly puts up with all of noiz's incessant touching. also yes noiz always eats aobas food and vice versa this is why they always get sick together they cant not share germs. aoba is the kind of person whos very like My Thing Your Thing, Dont touch my thing. if aoba was in college he would make a tape line down the center of the room but with noiz he just does not give a shit, hes like "im gonna wear noiz's underwear. im going to use his toothbrush."

noiz basically has no interest in human contact with anyone but aoba so he lets aoba do lots of things he wont tolerate from other people, like … holding conversations, etc. theres probably tons of stuff aoba does that noiz doesnt like but its So Cute When Aoba Does It so it doesnt bug him

 

Whats their parenting style?

their parenting style is will smith, they literally become will smith in the presence of their children. both are such good parents i just *becomes incapacitated when i think about htem being parents* neither of them are strict but noiz is even less than aoba, like too lax, they definitely fail at being a united front discipline-wise bc like noiz will always say yes to what aoba says no to. like theres totally an "aoba curfew" and a "noiz curfew" lmao. but noiz is just like SUPER WORRIED ABOUT HIS KIDS BEING HAPPY hes KIND OF A REALLY ANXIOUS DAD? HES SO WORRIED ABOUT THEM, WORRIED ABOUT SCHOOL, WORRIED ABOUT FRIENDS, WORRIED ABOUT ALL THESE THINGS HE DIDNT ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE AS A KID SO HIS ANXIETY IS JUST THROUGH THE ROOF. aoba is also a little bit high strung too bc aoba is aoba but theyre both very warm parents theyre never stoic or withholding with their love, they're very involved and when their kids are adults they act like old friends more than parent/child

 

How does each shipmate’s parents feel about their partner? Have they met? Are they on good terms or bad? Or is there a good deal of duplicity?

LMAO OK GOING TO START WITH TAE BC NOIZS PARENTS ARE SUCH A DOOZY…

tae definitely approves of their relationship, she thinks noiz is a bit of a weirdo but like a SERIOUS CATCH and shes proud of her little shitty grandson for bagging himself a decent man, i know in re:connect theres like totally a scene w/ her and noiz which i look forward to soooo much. she is sad to see aoba go to germany bc she enjoyed living with him but she also always hoped that he would move away and start his own life eventually so shes really excited for him as well. aoba calls his grandma every single week lol and they come and visit a lot

NOIZS PARENTS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE ON EARTH GOD. they HATE aoba, they dont really SHOW it to him? they are really chilly but polite when they interact with him. they never specifically DO anything that really excludes him from the family … but they talk really badly about him behind his back, insult him in german in earshot of noiz, etc. they really basically resent that noiz ever came back to germany and frankly they think aoba is trashy and humiliating, not that noiz could ever even do RIGHT in their eyes no matter who he chose as a partner? they dont actually care what noiz does but they know it reflects on them and their company, even though aoba obviously never DOES anything to shame them in any way they just assume hes a gold digger bc they're like "no one could actually want to be with our son without having an ulterior motive." they just have their stick so much up their own asses that they think noiz brought aoba to germany with him just to spite them … they think he marries aoba just to spite them, etc etc lmao. they dont go to their wedding and noiz is secretly RELIEVED AS SHIT even though he actually tried pretty hard to get them to come.

i have this elaborate scenario in my head where noiz's parents sort of ignore their grandkids birth too but they drop in when aoba is home alone with the baby(IES? ARE THEY TWINS? JILLIAN HELP) "to see the baby" bc they know aoba wont just kick them out like noiz will and they "visit" with him for a while but they're just like passive-aggressively nasty the whole time.

this got like way too elaborate. i have lots of noiz's shitty abusive parents headcanons.

 

How comfortable is your ship with each other? Can one of them be on the toilet and have the other half walk in to brush their teeth or something? Is that acceptable?

GOD OK AOBA IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE, hes so prissy and vain? hes one of those people whos like "omg no you cant see me do ANY bathroom stuff or i'll never be sexy to you again" and noiz is like "thats impossible but ok" so aoba will FLIP OUT if noiz walks in on him pooping or some shit and kick him out of the bathroom every time ... but he totally walks in on noiz pooping or doing anything and just brushes his teeth and if noiz has any objections at all hes just like "ya but youre gross i dont care"

 

When would each half of your ship say was the moment they fell in love with each other? Why?

omg ok i love this question … aoba tells people he fell in love ~when noiz saved his life~ but really we all know its when noiz ate his fucking takayoki bc tbh i think thats when all of us fell in love with noiz too. but yeah thats it, that was the moment for aoba. thats when he knew he had it bad.

noiz's moment is hazy bc he definitely started developing feelings for aoba before he could really process them or recognize them … the moment he started feeling Emotions was probably when aoba cleaned up the wound on his hand and clucked over him like a mother hen, he was annoyed at the time but he was also feeling Strange Things he didnt recognize until later. the moment that noiz falls in love with aoba and actually recognizes the feeling for what it is is probably when hes in the hospital, probably when aoba isn't even there? he's sitting there alone after aoba has visited and he realizes how much he misses him when he's gone and how much he looks forward to aoba visiting, and hes like Holy Shit i never expected i could ever feel this way about a person … WOW I LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH HIM? HES GREAT? DAMN … and thats when he starts hatching His Plan to go back to germany and stuff

 

Does your ship have an official food? (Where do they go for the food? Does one of them cook it? Is it something that they both eat separate parts of?)

they have so many official foods let me list them for you: pizza, dick (dick is a food), takoyaki, pizza. that ended up being not enough food. im really terrible at naming foods off the top of my head or coming up with foods i think fictional characters would like. really bad at it.

the scary sad blob pizza thing with the face at the dmmd cafe is canonically the first thing noiz ever cooked for aoba. he tried really hard. it was inedible and it became like a lifelong inside joke for them. (for "them" laughing. haha. for aoba. it became a lifelong tragic burden for noiz) aoba has a picture of the pizza and he pulls it up on his phone every once in a while to mess with noiz.

omg i have nothing else to answer but the last part of this q is way too cute. im imagining them ordering something at a restaurant and both eating parts of it, idk what tho, like a salad and aoba only likes the tomatoes in it or something. way way WAY TOO CUTE *explode* if i only i could think up foods on the spot.

 

Your ship allows each other a “free pass”. Would they actually take advantage of it, and if not, why not?

omg does this mean like "in da bedroom" or like "u can do this thing that annoys me" or sometihng. if aoba gave noiz a free pass In Da Bedroom noiz would claim it IMMEDIATELY. aoba doesnt need noiz to give him a free pass for anything, aoba can whine his way into getting anything he wants

 

Half of your ship has a problem with insomnia. What are the tiniest details that they notice at night while the other half sleeps next to them?

what a beautiful question … noiz has a hard time falling asleep pretty often, but he probably cant fall asleep at all if aoba is facing him bc HES TOO BEAUTIFUL IT DISTRACTS HIM FROM SLEEP he likes to be the little spoon and hold aoba's hand and look at it and play with his fingers, and feel aoba's chest rise and fall against his back and it feels so warm and hes happy

if noiz is asleep and aoba cant fall asleep he just watches noiz and feels like hes getting stabbed in the heart bc noiz's face is sooo cute when he sleeps, he looks about 15 years old when he sleeps no matter what and so PPPEACEFUL, aoba likes to look at his perfect short blonde eyelashes and his cute wide short little nose, this question got so out of hand. they are so sickeningly in love

 

One half of your ship finally works up the courage to propose to their other half. How do they do so? Have they had it planned out for years? Is it a big thing? Something small? Or rather spur of the moment and unplanned?

*walks out of the room, walks back in looking like i forgot why im in here*

im not ready for this.

noiz proposes to aoba, he plans on marrying aoba for years but he doesnt really plan out the proposal, noiz knows he can handle it on the fly lmao. its private, noiz would probably love something huge where he lets EVERYONE AROUND HIM KNOW but he knows aoba would hate that, so its just them, and sort of old-fashioned … they go out for a date at a really nice restaurant and they take a walk through town at night and noiz like leads him to a pretty spot in town or something and proposes lol. noiz talks forever and cries. like a lot. aoba cries too. noiz isnt really nervous at all bc aoba says yes right away but he JUST KEEPS TALKING AND SHAKES AND CRIES ANYWAY

 

Does your ship have a typical morning routine?

yes i already talked about this on another meme didnt i?? noiz wakes up first and gets ready for work, sometimes aoba wakes up and meets him in the shower for good morning shower sex (THANKS JILLIAN) and sometimes aoba just sleeps and noiz sits on the bed fully dressed and drinks coffee and reads until its time to leave

 

 

What habits, behaviors, or mannerisms have your ship picked up from each other?

omg can i also just shove it in here that i think its so cute that noiz bought aoba cologne for his birthday, hello i am never not thinking about noiz's bday presents, but i think noiz always picks out colognes for aoba and aoba wears them all the time its so cute. 

noiz sometimes tries really hard to like … imitate …? how aoba interacts with other people? bc noiz is still so like wtf is social interaction, so when he actually wants to be legitimately friendly to someone he tries to act as much like aoba as he can (he fails very much). they probably end up sitting the same way lol, and aoba's german is very influenced by noiz, he uses the same words and tones of voice in german that noiz does even tho the way they talk in japanese is obv. very different … aoba also picks up a love of bunnies, and noiz picks up a love of dogs

 

What would cause an immediate relationship termination for your ship (ie, one lies to the other)?

I LITERALLY CANT THINK OF A THING THAT WOULD MAKE NOIZ LEAVE AOBA, i guess if aoba did something that noiz thought proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that aoba was using him like everyone else, but even then he might not LEAVE he would just … begin to hate his life lol, but this wouldnt actually happen this is just like "what would their actual dealbreakers be" …. aoba would probably dump noiz if noiz cheated on him (ALSO NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN) but noiz wouldnt dump aoba if aoba cheated on him (ALSO DOESNT HAPPEN I JUST NEED TO BE LIKE "GOD" "THIS SCENARIO DOESNT EXIST" WHENEVER I WRITE THESE AWFUL THINGS) god i need to go wash out my mouth with soap they would never ever cheat on each other god i need to go cry

 

What do the other characters think of your ship being together?

we already covered how haga-san feels (great) and their parents so how about the other yaois

koujaku is jealous as FUCK he never really GETS OVER HIS HEARTBREAK but he does warm up to noiz, koujaku is like "anyone who makes aoba happy is by default a good person in my book, even if its you, asshole" but theyre still like goofy shounen antagonists for the rest of their lives

mizuki and noiz probably get along pretty well, this is my world so i get to say that mizuki is aoba's ex but he doesnt have feelings for him anymore so hes not jealous like koujaku

mink does not exist

clear sends them elaborate handmade gifts. he thinks both aoba and noiz are great, but noiz is always like wtf is up with clear

they probably interact a lot with noiz's brother, noiz's brother is probably a total sweetie that means very well but his relationship with noiz is probably always a little weird bc his brother was treated so much better than him, its not like noiz is jealous as much as like … they didnt have the same upbringing at all, they have the same parents but they know them as completely different people … ANYWAY noiz's brother likes aoba, he probably defends aoba to his parents when noiz isnt around bc noiz's parents favorite conversation topic is probably shitting on aoba 24/7

 

What do your shipmates talk about that they would never talk about with anybody else?

their feelings lol … noiz talks about his past with aoba (i feel so gross and weird and stereotypical shippnig answer right now) they … confide in each other about their fears and stuff … lol … *feigns tuff girl laughter to disguise tears leaking out of my eyes*

 

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SCENARIOS

 

One of your characters changes their physical appearance (or has it changed) in a significant way. What is the change, and how would their partner react?

all i can think about is if aoba cut his hair like on koujakus route and i think noiz would be like … ok … at first but then slowly hed realize how much he missed the long hair and be A LITTLE BIT CRUSHED NGL

noiz already drastically changed his appearance and aoba was like well thank god now i can be seen in public with you … but you kept the dick piercings right? ok good ill go to germany with you then

 

Your ship ends up, for whatever reason, on an unexpected road trip. Why are they going? Where are they going? What do they talk about? Who drives? (ps there are SO MANY FUCKING ROADTRIP QUESTIONS ON THIS STUPID BLOG I ONLY PUT ONE ON HERE SO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO THROUGH 45 PAGES OF THEM)
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past-me was really upset about these shitty road trip questions.

they go on a road trip to norway. there i said it im shoving it in. they travel a lot but always by plane or train bc europe is amazing but they totally drive to norway bc norway is a good place to have a car and they stay in little bed and breakfastes and go hiking and have a great time and noiz takes so many beautiful pictures of aoba w/ the fjords. they get lost all the time but its ok bc noiz can get by with his german really easily bc lots of norwegians know german for some reason. noiz drives. i dont think aoba ever learns to drive lmao

 

Your ship ends up on either side of a complicated issue (be it ideological, practical, or somewhere in between). Do they manage to resolve their differences? If so, how? If not, how does it affect their relationship?

sex

(omg i just looked this over quickly before posting it to dw and i just realized i never answered this question beyond just "sex" and i dont. i dont even care. there you go thats all youre getting.)

 

Your ship and their friends decide to spend the night at a karaoke bar (Japanese style private room or American bar-type setting, your choice.) What do they decide to sing? Do they do a cheesy duet? Does person A sing an overtly sexual song while person B sits there embarrassed? Who ends up drunk before the night is done?

ok i put this one on here literally JUST FOR ME bc i was like "this is fun but do they even have friends" and i was like oh my god. their ballroom dancing class friends. a long time ago i came up with this stupid headcanon that when noiz and aoba are engaged aoba is like "we need to dance at our wedding" and they sign up for a fucking ballroom dancing class together and they actually have LOTS OF FUN and aoba hits it off with all the old german couples and they bake him things. 

and one day aoba is like we should all go karaokeing (japanese style bc thats the only karaoke ive ever done) and. they all go. karaoke together. noiz, aoba, and all the old people from ballroom dancing class. they make aoba sing along to famous german songs hes never heard before, and they make noiz and aoba sing Very Tame Cute Love Songs together bc they're old people and theyre like omg look at the youngins. :3

 this was literally the only reason i put together this entire otp meme. so i could answer this question. it wasnt even that good. other people did better. this isnt even the best answer on my own meme. i put in so much effort for just this one question and it was totally worthless. goodbye. 

 

Character A is going through an emotional crisis that their significant other doesn’t understand, but they still want to help. What does Character B do?

*GIVES HIM A PEANUT* IDK if one of them feel bad the other one just give them kisses and give them space to vent … they are both probably pretty quiet when the other one is having a hard time, they dont say much or instigate conversation, they just listen and they're just like always in the room w/ the other one and they step up all their household duties so the other one doesnt have to deal with them for the time being. 

 

Your ship has been together/married for several years. They cannot conceive a child together. Character A wants a child; Character B is strongly against it. Is there a happy ending?

ya i think when they're ready to have kids noiz is weird about it, noiz WANTS to have kids but he feels like he will fuck them up, he doesnt believe he'll be a good parent … but he never actually opposes it, because he knows aoba wants kids but he just freaks out a lot. he'd rather not bring a child into the world at all than have a kid who had a life like his. aoba just has to reassure him that his parents werent normal, they were abusive and their children wont have an upbringing anything like his own. and when their kids are born noiz is really relieved hes like omg i LOVE this dad thing, fuck yeah. and aoba always tells him what a good parent he is, he slowly gets more confident.

 

One of your characters is sick! Will their partner care for them, or leave them to sniffle? What kind of sick person is your character- cranky, whiny, or stoic? Can their partner deal with their moods?

noiz thinks he is stoic but really he is the whiniest wimpiest baby, he is incapacitated by even the mildest cold, he lays there like a triumphant warrior on his deathbed and whispers in a death rattle voice "aoba … please …. can i have ………… you……change the channel …….." "noiz the remote is right next to you" "… i know ….. its just … my hands … are so cold"

aoba spends his whole time being sick trying to keep noiz away from him bc noiz is like a stupid st bernard puppy he gets all excited like oMG AOBA IS SICK! I CAN HELP! "HERE YOU GO HONEY I BROUGHT YOU A BLANKET" *GETS HIS NOSE RIGHT UP ON AOBAS NOSE AND BREATHES IN ALL OF AOBA'S SICK GERM BREATH* so noiz will inevitably also get sick and then he will do his own little omg-im-dying routine and aoba has to deal with babying his stupid husband along with being sick himself. aoba hates flu season

 

One of your characters has to face their fears. Fortunately (or unfortunately), their partner is there with them. Will their partner be able to help them through this?

poor noiz, his biggest fear is sort of already tackled in-game? and aoba is there 4 him this question is too gay i cant do it im leaving.

aobas greatest fear is i dont know. farting in public. 

(aoba farts in public and noiz is like "thats hot" and aoba adds this to his ever-growing list of "things i dont know if noiz actually thinks is hot or if hes just joking but if hes not joking i genuinely never want to find out")

 

IT’S NEARING HALLOWEEN. What is your ship going as this year? A paired costume? Something really silly or really serious? Would they ever consider doing the infamous plug-and-socket costume, or the no less infamous but much more innocent salt and pepper shakers?

aoba dresses up like a mean girls animal every year

 

One of your characters has a difficult and tiring task to fulfill- it’s going to be a week of all-nighters. Character #2 has a week off. Will they take up cheerleading duty?Are they going to be annoying and distract #1? Or are they going to create a blanket bunker and hide until everything blows over?

when noiz has too much work to do i think its aoba that takes it more seriously, hes like "come on noiz you have to do this! ill make you a schedule and some coffee" and noiz is like "ok, after i watch 5 more episodes of home improvement" like basically all of noiz's all-nighters couldve easily not been all-nighters had he started on time so hes like upset and stressed out and working and aoba keeps getting up in the night to check on him but more to be like "I TOLD YOU SO" thats very unhelpful aoba.

 

The members of your ship decide to spend the day away from the rest of society and responsibilities by spending the day in bed together. What do they do? How do they feel after the day is done?

at first i wsa like "ye this is them every day are u kidding" but then i seriously sat and thought about their personalites and omg they probably TRY to do this all the time but they both get so antsy they're like "i want to get dressed" "i want to take a walk" etc. noiz ate too much candy hes hyper now. but they manage for a few hours anyway. what do you mean "what do they do?" they have sex. isnt that the only answer. im not going to pretend to be above taking the bait for this. they have sex and talk and eat food and at the end of the day aoba complains about how many crumbs are in bed

 

Your characters need to get each other a gift. What will they present to the other?

sex

 

Person A in your ship can’t get to sleep. How does person B help (if they even help at all…!)?

if aoba cant go to sleep then noiz is no help, hes a shitty brat hes like lets have sex ALL NIGHT and aoba cries all day long the next day hes so tired

if noiz cant sleep aoba gets really worried hes a good boyfriend. makes him sleepy tea and rubs his back until he falls asleep. baby get your rest.

 

Person A and Person B have been separated over a distance of several time zones (give a reason or duration if you wish). Do they still make the effort to talk to each other or just send letters/emails? If they do talk/message in person, what times of day/week do they talk and why?

omg this happens all the time bc noiz has to go on business trips. usually theyre other places in europe so the time diff is minimal but sometimes he goes to asia (if he goes to japan aoba goes with him) or north america and yeah they still skype EVERY DAY, they have to have skype sex duh. noiz probably calls aoba in the middle of the night for noiz's time and aoba is like omg no go to sleep. all of these answers are like "noiz does a romantic but irresponsible thing and aoba clucks at him like his mother but then they frick frack anyways" like this is the defining ship dynamic.

 

Your ship plans an all-night movie-night. What kind of movies do they watch? Do they argue over the selection? What kind of movie watcher is each person - always making commentary, or insistent on silence? What snacks are on the menu?

omg this just came to me suddenly but. animated movies. all the animated movies. disney and ghibli and everything else. noiz never saw all these kids movies as a kid so its just like. lots of kids movies. they try to watch comedies but they really fall flat for noiz so they stick with serious heartwarming kids movies. noiz's lEAST FAVORITE MOVIE IS WATERSHIP DOWN HE GOT REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE IT WAS ABOUT RABBITS BUT THEY ALL DIED HORRIBLY. NOIZ REALLY DOES NOT LIKE WATERSHIP DOWN. his favorite movies are bambi, finding nemo, and my neighbor totoro. aoba's favorite movies are whatever.

 

One side of your ship actually denies the others affections. It’s unrequited love, how do they handle it? (evil question lol)

I THINK WHEN NOIZ LEFT FOR 3 MONTHS AOBA THOUGHT THIS THE CASE, HE TRIED REALLY HARD AND TOOK IT PRETTY WELL BUT HE WAS STILL SUPER CUT UP ABOUT IT … he tries really hard to rationalize it and be less upset hes like "ah we.. he was … just a kid … too immature anyways… theres always … other people right…" but hes REALLY REALLY SAD he just REALLY MISSES NOIZ. he tries not to feel so personally rejected bc he knows noiz is a weird dude with weird hangups but he blames himself for "pushing" too hard to be in noiz's life hes like "i scared him off"

if noiz came back to pick up aoba and aoba said no … noiz would be … he wouldnt even know what to do, he wouldnt have even factored that thought into his equation at all. hes so cute he probably started SHAKING HORRIBLY when he asked aoba to come with him and aoba was like "wait what" because hes like HOLY SHIT I GOT ALL THE WAY HERE AND I NEVER EVER THOUGHT HE'D SAY NO, WHAT IF HE SAYS NO? like it all hits him like a ton of bricks the second hes standing in front of aoba. NEVER. EVEN. CONSIDERED. THE POSSIBILITY. if aoba said no he would just … go home to germany and tear down his "welcome home aoba" sign (lmao) and cry in his stupid empty house he fucking bought for aoba and be like "im stupid im really stupid for thinking he would wait for me" and then he would look at his nice suit and be like "i guess i dont need this anymore" and he would change back into his emo trash outfit. but hed still go on to have a better life and be really thankful for aoba anyway it would be sad but it would be ok. i would be sad. this has made me sad. i hate you. (i say to me, for putting this question on here)

 

One of the people in your ship has their birthday today! How do they celebrate? Do they want a big party or just a cake and a small card? What does their partner want on their birthday?

we already know what noiz gets aoba for his birthday (and he probably gets him similar things year after year, always flowers and nice things) aoba tries REALLY hard to give noiz thoughtful gifts but he always asks noiz what he wants for his birthday and noiz, without skipping a beat, goes into great detail describing a really outlandish sexual situation he wants to try with aoba and aoba is like haha youre joking right but he does it anyway. yeah i took the bait, this one is about sex too.

 

If your ship was stranded on a desert island and could only choose one item between them (not each), what would they choose?

does ren count? if ren doesnt count, then its either pizza or lube, they fight over it. does pizza flavored lube exist? if it doesn't, they invent it.

 

What is each member’(s) favorite physical attribute of the other(s)? Why? What happens when that physical attribute is changed?

aoba's favorite features on noiz is probably his cute youthful face and his hair color (esp. his body hair so cute blonde hair), he loves noiz's broad little nose and his very very faint freckles… these physical attributes .. dont really change … i guess his hair will grey eventually … but when noiz gets old his hair gets thinner its cute he never goes full bald but hes got a receding hairline and aoba thinks its cute too

noiz thinks every single part of aoba is so beautiful, how is he supposed to choose … HE LIKES AOBAS HAIR, he eventually tells aoba "pls pls pls this is really selfish of me but pls dont ever cut your hair above your shoulders" and aoba is like ah ok. and just lets his hair get really long. noiz thinks aobas eyes are really pretty AND SO IS HIS BUTT.

 

Your characters somehow lose all their money and are forced to live on the street. Does their relationship hold? Do they bicker about what happened to their savings?

omg i kind of put this on one here for myself bc i found it fascinating for my own otp bc like one of the defining things about noiz is He's Rich, he can treat aoba right, he have 700 neopoint. and i dont think either of them are very materialistic or obsessed with being rich but it would be a tremendous shock to them to lose all their money and lose all that security, they never had to worry about their future or having enough money to raise their kids it was just a given so IT WOULD BE VERY WEIRD, their relationship would still hold but it would be different. noiz feels like crap bc the only reason he EVER cared about having money, the only reason he ever got back in touch with his parents or moved back to germany or do anything was so that he could "take care" of aoba, and if he cant do that anymore he would be really upset … they probably dont bicker about losing the money tho bc it would be bc of something nasty that went wrong at noiz's parents company that had nothing to do with noiz and noiz would just be like IM SORRY IM SO SORRY FOR EVER GETTING YOU MESSED UP IN THIS SHITTY FAMILY AOBA YOU SHOULD DUMP ME and aoba is like jesus christ we'll live.

 

Strangest date your ship has ever been on?

*eyes glaze over* why'd i put this question on here

 

The members of the ship get drunk together. Where are they when this happens? What is each ship member like drunk? How do they all interact while drunk?

god ok ive already talked about this but noiz doesnt like being drunk, he doesnt like how it dulls his senses, it reminds him of when he couldnt feel things and it creeps him out. hes mainly just a sleepy happy drunk though, if he actually gets DRUNK he starts having fun, but he rarely gets to that point bc the taste is offputting to him and so is the feeling of being just slightly buzzed. he doesnt drink much alcohol at all, he doesnt get the "point." why not just drink apple juice. on the other hand, noiz loves drunk aoba. drunk aoba is inhibition-free aoba, what could be better. drunk aoba is sort of volatile, hes all giggly but also angry. they dont get drunk very often ...

 

It is your ship’s first year anniversary. What do they do to celebrate? Does one or more members of the ship forget?

 omg … NO … NEITHER OF THEM EVER FORGET! i dont think they do anniversary stuff before they get married, they remember the day they met and they'll be like "lol … today is the day we met … " but they take their marriage anniversary pretty seriously. they go on a date idk. they eat pizza.

 

Pretend for a second that your ship is famous: how does the media perceive their relationship? (put this one here for blue)

omg …. the blue question … omg i think noiz's family is already a little well-known locally, theyre not famous but they probably have their last name of a few buildings they donated money to lol. but noiz changes his last name to aobas when they get married (lmaooooo my headcanons are so awful) so he doesnt get noticed much at all. IF THEY WERE FAMOUS … LIKE … WHAT KIND OF FAMOUS? what, are they actors, singers, what are they? why are they famous? why would noiz and aoba ever be famous. is one of them famous and the other one isnt? what. this question leaves too much up to my own discretion i cannot handle the responsibility. 

ok ok. 

noiz is in an emo band and aoba is a teen nick star. everyone thinks noiz is aoba's miley cyrus-esque indiscretion du jour. except noiz is in like a shitty teenybopper emo band so hes not so tuff. they probably have a sex tape get leaked. idk. its great. big scandal. aoba was on teen nick's hit show "my boyfriend is a DOG!" with ren. he has a rebellious phase that actually isnt rebellious at all. didnt hillary duff date some emo boy? this is what im basing this off of. hillary duff x some emo boy. 

(ps i looked it up it was the guy from good charlotte. yeah. thats like. their relationship. hillary duff x good charlotte guy) LIFESTYYYLLLLES OF THE RIIIICH AND FAAAAAMMMOOOOUUSSS (i hope flash reads this one) 

 

Your shipmates are going to a convention (like San Diego ComiCon) and they have to cosplay! What characters do they dress as? Is there any argument as to this? Does one of them absolutely refuse to dress up?

noiz wants to be a homestuck troll. noiz is canonically a homestuck fan i mean look at him hes so terrible. he loves homestuck he wants to be a troll really bad he wants aoba to be a troll too. noiz wants to be a homestuck troll and not seal his makeup so he gets grey over everything. 

aoba has never read homestuck. aoba says no, he will not be an ogre with noiz. ("IT'S TROLL, AOBA" "WHATEVER!")

aoba wants to do a fucking couples cosplay with ren, he looks at all the animes with dogs in them. he doesnt care about cosplaying with noiz at all. they decide on going and not cosplaying but a 14 year old girl still asks noiz for a picture because she likes his outfit.

 

Your pair sits down at a table. How do they position themselves? (Consider where the position is relative to the rest of the room/area, where they are relative to each other, and whether one or both choose to sit under the table or something unusual like that).

this question is so dumb when i first found it i was like "genius question, A+, must answer" but now im like …. why … they would sit somewhere in the center of the room???? idk?? im imagining this in like a cafe or something. they would rather sit next each other than across from each other. for someone who "DOESNT LIKE PDA" aoba still unconsciously clings to noiz when they're in public, he usually sits with his legs to the side so they're touching noiz's lmao…. they sit really close and talk quietly at first but as they keep talking they tend to spread out and get louder, AOBA LAUGHS REALLY LOUD if noiz makes him laugh thats it, they start talking really loud after that. they sit next to each other at the table and eat off each other's plates.

 

your ship has swapped bodies for twenty-four hours. how do they react?

sex

ah jk theyd proably just be stupid about it. they arent vastly different in size or body type so it wouldnt be like lmao hilarious SO WACKY DIFFERENT! like some body swap scenarios are. aoba would go put in all of noiz's old facial piercings and mess with his tongue piercing. noiz would take dirty selfies. aoba would make some nasty joke like "congratulation noiz youve achieved every weeaboos greatest dream … youve become asian"

 

Comments

[mrbluesky]

you are the champion
i wish i wrote down my reactions to your answers as i was reading GOD i never learn. but theyre so good, they're all really good

like noiz and aoba just fucking bring one pizza to this deserted island great. ok.

i looove theemmm lmao every time koujaku gets brought up is my fav thing bc that sorry idiot is the only yaoi who is already into aoba when the game starts so if u go any other route hes like *gets left in the dust* and noiz will be the one 2 step up to his role as the chosen boyfriend and rub it in his face sdjfskhfs. i always want pizza after thinking about noiz

[dobie]

omg i wish you had ... i feed off of in-depth comments like the slime lord i truly am

LMAO GOD I FEEL BAD FOR KOUJAKU BUT ALSO ITS FUCKIN FUNNY LIKE SNOOZE YOU LOSE SUCKER, noiz is very "if you like it then you shouldve put a (dick) ring on it" and koujaku is like GRRRRR